Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

Silly Hilly Defends Billy’s Willy

Several years ago we saw Hillary Clinton perched on a sofa with her husband Bill on a night-time news program defending her husband against charges that he was having an affair with girl of the year Gennifer Flowers. And she made it very clear that she wasn’t just a ‘stand by your man’ kind of gal like in that “Tammy Wynette song”. It’s a conspiracy, she said, husband Bill never had an affair and why are all these people lying about him, she asked.

Then came Paula Jones; then came Monica Lewinsky and a few others in between.

Just this past week, Hillary Clinton suddenly sprang forth with the truth in “Talk” magazine, telling everyone she’s known all along about Bill’s affairs and lo and behold they are a result of childhood abuses he suffered and conflicts between his mother and grandmother. Says Hillary: “A psychologist once told me that for a boy, being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. There is always a desire to please each one.”

Interesting that these traumas only manifest themselves as sexual peccadilloes and nothing more severe to keep him out of high political office. I mean why not wear a house dress and pretend he’s Betty Crocker in his off-time? To his credit, Bill Clinton said he wouldn’t blame his childhood experiences and that he was solely responsible for his actions.

But why did Hillary come forward now with this ridiculous tale of woe? The New York Senate, that’s why. Hillary is seeking political office for herself. And in true political form, she has done one of those amazing turnarounds from falsity to truth or truth to falsity, or anything in between – it doesn’t matter which – that politicians so ably do.

People have been wondering for a long time: ‘Why didn’t she just leave the bum years ago?’ Well, she never would have made it to the Arkansas’ governor’s mansion nor the White House had she done that. Political ambition and greed.

Hillary Clinton is a ‘stand by your man’ kind of gal, after all. Rather than appearing as a sap to Billy’s dilly-dallying, Hillary has tried to paint herself strong: she just won’t leave a man who is ‘sick’. Abused people now have an excuse for their behaviors and what kind of woman would she be perceived as if she left him in the midst of his torments? Not very motherly or wifely.

If you ask me, it’s the ‘Twinkie Defense’ all over again. Too much sugar made him do it; too much baking cookies in the kitchen with those two old biddies all those years ago.

Go away, Hillary, Bill’s a pig. Admit it. And you’re just plain greedy. (original post approx 1999-2000)

NYC tells Hillary Clinton: Go Home! … I Wish

How stupid are our state governments, anyway? Or at least how stupid are they in New York? Some bimbo from Arkansas and Washington D.C. pops into New York and the minute she gets here she’s suddenly eligible to become a candidate for state senator. What?

Shouldn’t she know what the hell New York is all about before being able to declare herself anything to do with New York? Why isn’t there a five-year residency requirement?

I think that would make a lot more sense, giving her the time needed to learn about the state she says she wants to represent.

And why New York, anyway? Why not go back to Arkansas? Is she suddenly too good for Arkansas? We don’t want her in New York. She doesn’t represent anything about us. She doesn’t know anything about us!

And notice how she moved upstate right away – far enough from the meat of the city (Manhattan and its boroughs) to know what that’s all about. Of course the real upstaters (Albany & Buffalo – way upstate) always think the downstaters (NYC types) never know what’s going on anyway. That’s because New York is a pretty big state with very different issues going on up and down. Up is farm and suburban – Down is urban, generally speaking.

Are we supposed to believe that Hillary Clinton even has a clue about what’s going on here. She doesn’t and never will.

The only thing Hillary knows how to do is to “stand by her man”. She won’t admit it but frankly that’s all she’s ever done – stand by the sexual predator creep, a.k.a. Billy Bob Clinton. She stood by him in Arkansas and she stood by him in D.C. – and now we’re supposed to vote for a woman who let some jerk make a fool of her and the nation right under her own nose and in her own house! <

Boy, the downstate criminals will love that! Hillary, please go home – wherever else that might be but please don’t call New York home. It’s not and never will be.

Hillary Clinton & NYC

I keep trying to figure out why New Yorkers would want to vote for a woman from Arkansas and Washington D.C., a woman who knows absolutely nothing about their state or their problems. Then I keep wondering why the law would allow someone who’s never even lived in the state to run for politics there.

I hope she loses big time. I hope she goes under in flames. Lots of women are applauding Hillary as the strongest woman in the world.

My God, she’s juggled home, family, a law partnership, a husband in the political spotlight. She’s intelligent, blah, blah, blah.

You know what she is … she’s politically ambitious and greedy. So, that makes her great? She rides camels and goes to Macedonia to tell the people there how sorry she is for them. She stands behind her adulterer, sexually – perverse husband. A stronger woman would have left the bum years ago. But, not Hillary. She never would have made it to the Arkansas governor’s mansion nor the White House had she done that.

Oh dear, and when she hits the campaign trail for good, Hillary will once again have to juggle home, family and yes, don’t forget White House parties and the “chores” of being a First Lady, as if any one of us knows or cares what those chores might be. I’m sure it’s not dusting, cleaning and doing the laundry like the rest of us First Ladies.

And just think, when she’s out on the campaign trail, Old Billy can dilly-dally in the oval office all night long and not be missed. She must have been busy all those nights anyway, writing volumes to improve health care in America. Yeah, that sure worked.

Go away, Hillary. You mean absolutely nothing to me. You are not my heroine. You are not my idol. I don’t support your run for politics, even though you used my tax dollars to make all those look-see trips to New York.

And I sure as hell don’t want to be supporting your campaign. Go back to Arkansas. I think they still love you there. (originally posted at usaviews.com)